- Marvel: this character is dead
- Marvel: totally dead
- Marvel: definitely
- Marvel: how dare you suggest otherwise
- Marvel: ...lol jk
IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER
YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED
STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.
No, but actually stop stealing road signs. It’s dangerous and it costs the city a lot of money to replace them.